Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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