what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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