so explain again why im purple
no
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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