she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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