Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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