i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
we should paint friendship bongs
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