now i know why i became what i already was.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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