You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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