I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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