do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I lost the right to judge tonight
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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