So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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