somebody snuck up and got me drunk
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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