i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Randomize
