Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Oh god it's open bar.
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