if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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