Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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