i just wanna soil my oats bro
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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