Jerry, you need to find god
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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