Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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