But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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