I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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