OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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