if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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