Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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