He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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