I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Randomize
