He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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