How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Randomize