I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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