He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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