My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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