i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
