He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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