I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't think brook has ever known best
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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