god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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