Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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