when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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