I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
whose parrot is this?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
