He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We're not piercing ourselves today.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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