Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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