I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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