I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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