Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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