It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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