Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
