I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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