No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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