another moral hangover. fuck.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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