Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He shit in the fireplace
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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