She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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