you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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