You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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