I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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