I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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