Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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