he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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