That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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